ROFLMBO, these are hysterical. Altho' Deanne, Good Heavens gal, WHAT were you all thinking?? LOL So glad you weren't hurt!
My story has to do with eggs. I went to the cottage one w/e with Dad. My BF at the time (Pete, my Dh now) came with us to help Dad-- They were putting up a diagonal cedar wall in the livingroom. (yes, it was thre 80's-- 1983 or 84 I think.)
I was maybe 16 or 17. Well, we decided we'd have bacon and eggs for bkfst. Mom had sent along everything. The bacon was already there in the freezer. The funny thing is, I used the black cast iron skillet and those eggs were as
grey as could be they looked disgusting and Dad and Pete ate them right up. They tasted fine. BUT: Peter TO THIS DAY makes ALL eggs in this house using whatever skillets we have on duty at the time-- I have not fried an egg in our entire married life (= 17 years!) . He STILL teases the life out of me about those eggs! ROFL! Silly. And I STILL laugh!
Some Home Economist's daughter, eh??